Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town.
Fucking excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm.
For too long now I have lived my life carelessly, but I ask you now, to forgive me for when I eat, as I do not always say bismillah, and to forgive me when I awake, as I do not always say alhamdullah, and to forgive for when I stare or swear, for I do not always say astaghfurallah.
Ameen Ya Rabb!